$ cat /etc/homelab/inventory.yml
The Lab
Everything running (or supposed to be running) in my home network closet.
# homelab overview — last updated Apr 2026
location: cabinet in the living room — definitely not wife approved
uplink: 500/500 Mbps fiber
power_draw: ~420W average (my wife knows, mostly)
philosophy: if it's still running after I touched it, that's a win